Note: The author of this article is an expert in the area. Not that I have a boss fetish, but I am unfortunate enough to always have very hot bosses. And I always pass, because the butterflies of having a job are usually better than the butterflies of having that hot man.
As the modern living does get messy, you do after all spend 8 hours in the office, you might develop emotions for someone you share the office with. And if you really start liking the guy, what do you do then? Well, think trough.
Hint One
It’s all about the position. No, not the sex position you constantly imagine him in, but his working position. If he’s your boss be adult enough of taking control of your hormones. You have to responsible enough to know how to take care of your imagination. You might lose your heart – and/or job.
And no, it’s not true love. It’s a hot man who has authority. It’s only natural you have dirty thoughts.
Turn of that Lana Del Rey song (You Can Be The Boss) and concentrate on your pile of paper work.
If, on the other hand he is just some guy in the office, and you really, really, really like him, check your company’s policy towards office dating. Find a loop and go for it.
Hint Two
We are giving you hints on what to do, but don’t give other employees hints on what you are doing after the work day is over.
Keep it strictly professional when you are in the office – no flirting and God prohibit, no kissing.
As for you ladies with crazy hormones and hot bosses, your boss will not marry you. And yes we had to repeat it.
Hint Three
Agree on a relationship policy with your partner. Make him promise, and make a promise too, that in case something goes wrong, you will behave professional and will talk about it to avoid the awkward moments at work. Keep it low key for at least six months – don’t tell anyone or show up hand by hand in that bar everybody from your company goes to.
Hint Four
Go slow. If you’ve decided to risk it with your colleague, give the relationship a shot. And relationships are a lot like cars – if you’re driving too fast you might just have a crash. So, don’t have sex right away or spend 24/7 together. Make it develop gradually.
Hint Five
If you’ve made it for six months, and things are going great, you can stop keeping it a secret. No need to shout from the roof tops, but still your dearest colleagues can know about it. There are a lot of couples who met in the office – after all, in this crazy world of capitalism, when else are you supposed to meet your match? You do have common interests, share a schedule and see each other all the time.
We wish you the best – may Cupid be on your side, and may your boss gain weight and/or grow an ugly moustache. And, yes we know… He would still be hot as hell.
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