Learn how to give your guy the best blow jobs of his life. It’s not rocket science. If you are sick of all those nicely put, clean Cosmo sex articles – on how to give a great blowjob, read these 61 refreshing, no-nonsense tips, written by a guy, and make him think you are the Queen of Blowjobs.
Do not read this article if you are not interested in getting RESULTS when it comes to giving blow jobs.
This article is NOT about morality. It does not question whether blow jobs are “good” or “bad,” whether women “should” or “should not” give blowjobs or whether giving them is degrading to women or not. That is not the topic of this article. Its only purpose is to help women that are looking for advice that WORKS. It is designed for women who wish to please their man to the max and make him happy beyond measure in bed. It is an all inclusive guide on how to give a great blowjob. The best. Ever.
If you believe that blow jobs are “degrading,” and “just for sl*ts” then please stop reading now. If adult language and straightforward tips easily offend you and if you have a problem with hearing the truth about blow jobs, then please stop reading now – this article is not for you.
The 61 blowjob tips you will find below are something that the majority of men want in a blow job.
How to Give a Great Blowjob? Let’s start with 4 quick “blowjob facts”
Fact #1: Men love blowjobs.
It’s a fact. 99% of men would never say “no” to a blowjob. Except if you have a reputation of using too much teeth.
Fact #2: Most women give bad or no-blowjobs.
The reality is simple: most women are horrible at giving head.
That’s part of the reason why many women simply don’t give BJs; they’re afraid of “messing up” so they just evade doing it. This is counter-productive, since most of the time… any blow job is better than no blow job.
Even if you are terrible at giving head, at least you are trying to improve, and that’s better than hiding from your fear of failure.
Often, a woman’s lack of skills is her own fault, and stems from her lack of initiative to improve. Then again, most men aren’t that good at clearly communicating what they want in a blow job. But let’s not play the blame game here.
Fact #3: Men that receive bad, or no blow jobs at all, cheat more often and are less satisfied with their relationship than guys that get head regularly.
There’s nothing to prove here. If a man doesn’t get the pleasure he desires and believes he deserves, especially if his ex-girlfriend got him used to receiving it, he will expect to get it in the future as well.
Don’t blame him. Blame his ex girlfriend. She messed things up for you.
Seriously, wake up, get real, and stop living in an illusion.: Men cheat because of lack of sexual satisfaction. This is the cold, hard truth and something you have to swallow (pun intended) and accept as an unchangeable part of his biological and sexual needs.
Men compare you to their past relationships and judge you based on their prior experiences. You can be the most amazing and beautiful woman in the world, but if his ex was better in bed (even if she looked like Susan Boyle), you’re in a serious problem – no matter how nice your personality is.
If you don’t know how to give him a great blowjob, or if you don’t give your guy blow jobs at all, he might be wondering what’s he missing out on (a lot), and whether he could get his satisfaction elsewhere. (Hint: he can)
I don’t care if you’re offended or think I’m a sexist pig (read the disclaimer above), every guy on Earth thinks the same – they just don’t say it. If you want reality, read on, and if you want to keep living in a fairy tale – go back to Cosmo.
Fact #4: Researchers at Oxford University have recently proven that women who give a great blow jobs can live up to 9.5 years longer than women that give terrible blow jobs or don’t give them what so ever!
Obviously, I just made that up.
But even though she may not live any longer, a woman that knows how to give a