Where Should My Man’s Ejaculate Go

Whether you’re giving a hand job, a blow job or having sex without a condom, that sperm has got to go somewhere! So, where should his ejaculate go?

Ever wondered what other couples do with it?  Or what guys do when they masturbate?  I’ve had one or two rather strange incidents in my time, and so I thought it would be interesting to do a little research and find out what is really going on in the world…

It turns out…

It turns out that a common pet-hate among women is a guy pulling out and ejaculating all over the bed sheets. Especially when it’s on the side the woman has to sleep on afterwards!  It’s not that we’re clean freaks, but it can be a bit inconvenient having to change the bed after every sex session because the guy has messed up the sheets again.

That’s why I used to always insist on using condoms. Not for safe sex, because I was in a long-term relationship and on the pill – but because I didn’t want my washing machine running every day of the week!  I didn’t really like the feeling of it seeping out and running down my leg afterwards if he had come inside of me either.

Then one glorious day I met a guy who quite willingly would pull out upon climax, come into his hands and then reach for a tissue.  He really did spoil me.  I remember the first time it happened. I sat up in bed and marveled his efficiency and consideration, what a gent!

Another guy I saw for a short period of time leaped out of bed during sex and stood rather suspiciously with his back to me.  When I asked him what on earth he was doing he turned around and asked for a tissue.  I assumed he had come into his hands, but I was mistaken.  The guy had literally pulled his foreskin right up over the head of his penis. He pinched it tight at the top trapping all the sperm inside. I was fascinated, if not ever-so-slightly grossed out.

The worst of my ejaculation experiences

It happened with a guy who not only pulled out and came all over my stomach… I propped myself up on my elbows looking at my belly in disgust; but then he proceeded to rub it in like cream!  I froze in horror and just had to let him do his thing until I could excuse myself to go to the bathroom, and then when I was up there I had a big debate with myself as to whether I would offend him if I had a shower.

Obviously this was something he was used to doing. Maybe it was some kind of sexy territorial thing that turned him on. In that case I didn’t want to pour cold water on his fantastic sexual experience with me!  I ended up coming back downstairs, having done nothing but sit on the loo and watch the sticky mess dry up. I climbed into bed with him and prayed it wouldn’t leave an awful smell on me in the morning.  It didn’t, in case you’re wondering, sperm actually dries up completely on your skin without a trace of it ever being there – phew!

To check that I’m not just attracted to men with freakish cum-habits, I decided to ask around and find out what other people are doing. I have listed the results below, for you to read through if you dare…

Hand job and Blowjob

Where should his ejaculate go? Hm… it’s up to you two.

Many women are disgusted by getting sperm anywhere near their face or mouth. Don’t blame him for his desires. Blame porn for high expectations of women. Nevertheless, swallowing is totally up to you.

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Read on 23 tips and trick on how to give your guy the best hand job ever. Where should his ejaculate go afterwards? Well, you tell us.

What are other people doing with it

• Quite a few guys tend to masturbate in the shower where it can all conveniently be washed away.  I like this idea, but we can’t always be in the shower when we are having sex, can we?
• A designated sock appears to be a popular tool for the self-masturbation aftermath.  I guess couples could have a designated flannel beside the bed, a pink one of course, but you would risk perhaps feeling like an old married couple when this becomes your routine.  Just remember to wash it every now and then…
• Couples I spoke to simply tend to have tissues at hand.  One girl explained to me that when her boyfriend pulls out he tends to ejaculate to the right, perhaps it’s the way his penis bends?  So the sperm always ends up in the same area on her leg.  She simply got into the habit of wiping it off with a tissue afterwards.  Sounds simple enough.
• There are men who ejaculate into their boxers.  I’ve even been out with one of them!  When I wasn’t in the mood for penetration he would dry-hump me with his boxers on… amusing, then come in his pants, and go to sleep.  Personally I think its a bit gross to leave your boxers on afterwards, but each to their own…
• I don’t know if one guy who said he comes on his hand and then licks it off was just joking… I do hope so!
• A very disgusting habit… one guy aims at the wall next to his bed.  Others come on the carpet… what?!

Interesting Fact

Have you ever wondered why his sperm dribbles back out of you after having sex? Why it sometimes continues to dribble out for the next day or so?  I have always been quite fascinated at how a guy’s sperm can seem all gloopy when it initially comes out. This is more evident if he’s cuming on your belly. Then, when it seeps out of your vagina it feels more liquidly?

Apparently it is initially ejaculated as a thickish kind of jelly that is meant to hit the top of your vagina. Then the heat inside you liquidizes it in 15 minute waves, and each wave releases the sperm inside. Any semen that flows back and out of your vagina probably doesn’t contain any sperm, which all swam off to find your egg!  If you sit on the toilet you can force the excess semen out by doing kegel exercises, so you don’t have to worry about getting wet knickers on the way to work after glorious morning sex!

So, where should his ejaculate go?  Share your experiences.