When you’ve been with the same person for a while, it feels like sex becomes routine. In fact, after the first few months of intense passion and “OMG I’ve got to have you RIGHT NOW!” sex, things tend to stay in the bedroom. Well, step away from the mattress, ladies, because I have twenty-five awesome places you should be having sex!
#1 Front Seat of Your Car
That’s right. Wear a short skirt and no panties, unzip his pants, and climb on top of him (just not while he’s driving).
#2 Back Seat of Your Car
There are plenty of good reasons to make out in the back seat, but the most important reason is because there’s more room here than in the front.
#3 The Stairs
Have you ever had sex on the stairs? No?! This is a must. I’m serious; you must have stair sex…the positions are limitless!
#4 The Shower
Just be careful, it gets slippery in there. Make sure you’re either doing it doggie style (with your hands holding onto the edge of the tube), or you have an awesome slip-proof bath mat.
#5 The Sofa
I love this one because after it’s over we can cuddle up and watch TV without actually having to get up.
#6 Someone Else’s House
If you ever get the chance to house-sit, do it! There’s something a little bit naughty about having sex in someone else’s house.
#7 An Elevator
Aerosmith is never wrong.
#8 A Dressing Room
Why not? You’re already getting undressed; it’s the perfect time to have sex. Just make sure there aren’t any nosy kids or cashiers around.
#9 On Top of the Washing Machine
You know what they say about the spin cycle? It’s true! The washing machine is always a fun spot to have sex – especially unexpected sex in the middle of the day!
#10 The Dining Room Table
Two things: Don’t make it a glass table and do clean it off before you eat there again.
#11 A Chair
There are many fun things you can do in a chair. Sex is one of them. Have him sit in the chair and you sit on him. You can face him, you can have your back towards him…whatever feels best for you.
#12 In a Tent
If you ever find yourself camping and you don’t have sex in a tent, then you just wasted a perfectly good opportunity for sex. You’re not outdoors being eaten alive by mosquitos and yet, you’re still “outdoors.”
#13 In the Rain
Hot, wet, clean, dirty…it’s a whole lot of ecstasy in one! Having sex in the rain feels amazing on so many levels! The feel of the water hitting your skin mixed with the orgasmic pleasure of your lover’s body against yours is beautiful.
#14 In a Pool
Not a public pool. Maybe your friend’s pool when you’re house-sitting. Make sure, though, that you clean the pool if you’re going to have sex in it.
#15 In a Storage Unit
Moving? Pull down the storage shutter and make it a quickie!
#16 On the Floor
I know people who have never had sex on the floor, I just don’t know how they’ve never had sex on the floor. There are times it just takes too long to make it to the bedroom!
#17 In an Airplane
The mile high club (just don’t let the stewardess find out).
#18 In Front of a Fireplace
Romantic, warm, and cozy…perfect. If you have a bear skin rug and a bottle of wine, this is even more romantic.
#19 On the Hood or Trunk of Your Car
All of the greatest sex spots have some sort of risk involved. Pulling over to the side of a country road and having a quick go on the hood or trunk of your car definitely involves some risk (like getting caught by the cops), but it’s a risk so very worth it!
#20 Against a Tree
Yes, the bark does dig into your back, but you really won’t notice it because the thrill of having sex against a tree is going to override the discomfort of having sex against a tree.
#21 In a Barn
Where do you think the term “a tumble in the hay” comes from? Yep, the barn. It’s even better if you’re with some hunky cowboy who can’t get enough of you!
#22 On Bubble Wrap
Want to make some noise? Have sex on bubble wrap. Sure, your skin gets a little sweaty and sticks to the plastic, but hey, it’s a LOT of fun!
#23 In your Office
Working late? Are you the only one in the building? Do you want to have a naughty secret that you run over in your mind every time you have a long, boring meeting with your boss? Then here’s the place to have sex.
#24 In the Woods
Aside from having sex against a tree, there are plenty of places to have sex in the woods, for instance, the soft, crunchy pile of autumn leaves, or a smooth boulder. You can even find a nice, clean lake to get naked in.
#25 Up Against the Wall
Last, but definitely not least, if you don’t feel like getting out of the house tonight, try having sex against a wall. There are plenty of walls you can lean against (forward facing or rear facing) and plenty of positions to try out!
Sex should be fun, it should be exciting, and you and your lover should WANT to have sex! Don’t let the bedroom boredom take over, get out there and put your imagination to work. So, tell us: Where’s the most interesting place you’ve had sex?
On the ground outside… that is, if it’s somewhere, where you can’t be seen. Or in a hotel room, unless you can’t afford it.